Birthday Message

What a year Another year older and another year wiser (yeah right), during the last year she has fallen in love, fallen in love with Shane (the x-factor panzy). When she left to do the "race for life" I thought i would never see her again, but she finished without a problem and to finish the year in style she was caught driving her dads BMW, I predict in the next year she will be locked behind bars for more criminal behaviour..

Jokes of the week

Puzzle Pieces Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, "61 days 61 days!" The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, "Why are you chanting 61 days?"   One of the three answer, "Because the box said 3-6- years!"

Bad reception A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."